BangQuark

UK marketing for trades & local business

Marketing that books jobs, not just clicks.

We run the ads, answer the enquiries, and chase the follow-ups for tradespeople and local businesses. Flat monthly fee. No contracts. No jargon. Live in 48 hours.

Job sheet — week 4
Client Emergency plumber, Sheffield
Ad spend (paid to Google) £420
Calls & form enquiries 31
Jobs booked 11
What we’re changing Pause Sat ads, push boilers
Example weekly report — one page, every week, in plain English.
300+
UK small businesses our team has run campaigns for
48 hrs
From signed-up to ads live
£199/mo
Flat fee for trades — no % of ad spend
0
Lock-in contracts. Cancel any month.

What we do

Six things, done properly.
Nothing else.

Why people stay

Most trades have been burned by an agency before. We built BangQuark around that.

Long contracts, vague reports, accounts you don’t own, and an account manager who disappears after the sale. We’ve heard it from hundreds of business owners — so every one of these promises is in our agreement, in writing.

01

You own everything

Your ad accounts, your pixel, your data. If you leave, it all stays with you. No hostage-taking.

02

Flat fees, in writing

We charge a fixed monthly price agreed up front. No percentage of ad spend, no surprise line items.

03

Reports a human can read

One page: what we spent, what it brought in, what we’re changing next. No 47-tab dashboard.

04

We’ll tell you to spend less

If your budget is wrong for your area or trade, we say so — even when it means a smaller invoice for us.

How it works

From first call to first lead in days, not months.

Day 1

A 20-minute call

You tell us your trade, your area, and your best offer. We tell you honestly whether ads will work for you and what budget makes sense. No slides.

Day 2

We build and launch

Campaigns written from formats we already know convert for your trade. Tracking set up so every call and form is counted. Live within 48 hours.

Every week after

One-page report

Spend, enquiries, jobs booked, and what we’re changing next week. Ring us any time — a person answers.

FAQ

Questions we get on every call

Who actually runs my campaigns?

A small UK-based team that has set up and managed campaigns for over 300 small businesses. You get a named contact you can phone — not a ticket queue.

Is there a contract or minimum term?

No. Everything is month to month. We earn the next month by what we did in the last one. You can cancel with 30 days’ notice and keep all your accounts and data.

How fast will I see leads?

Ads go live within 48 hours of your onboarding call. Most trades see their first enquiries in the first week, but a fair test of any local campaign is 30 days.

What does it really cost?

Trades: £199/month plus your ad budget (we recommend starting at £300–500/month, paid directly to Google or Meta). Automation is £99/month. The full Growth System for bigger businesses is £699/month. It’s all on the pricing page — no “book a call to find out”.

Do you use AI?

Yes — for drafting ad variants, monitoring performance, and answering enquiries out of hours. But targeting decisions, budgets, and strategy are made by people who have run these campaigns for years. AI is the assistant, not the marketer.

Talk to a person, not a pitch deck.

Book a free 20-minute call. We’ll look at what you’re doing now, tell you what we’d change, and give you a flat monthly price. If we’re not the right fit, we’ll say so.