BangQuark

For tradespeople

Google Ads gives you 47 tabs. We give you a phone that rings.

Answer five questions about your trade, your patch, and your best offer. We build and run your Google and Meta ads, live within 48 hours, for a flat £199 a month. No contract. No percentage of your spend.

The whole setup form
  1. 1. What trade are you in?
  2. 2. What area do you cover?
  3. 3. What jobs do you actually want?
  4. 4. What’s your best offer?
  5. 5. How do you want enquiries?
That’s it. No pixel setup, no CPM targets, no “brand workshops”.

Built for

PlumbersHeating & boiler engineersElectriciansRoofersDrainage specialistsLocksmithsBuildersLandscapersPlasterers & decoratorsPest controlDriveways & pavingWindow & glazing

The five questions

Why we ask so little

We’ve set up local campaigns for hundreds of trades. The hard decisions — formats, bidding, audiences — are already made from what’s worked before. Your five answers tell us how to aim it.

01

What trade are you in?

We pick ad formats we already know convert for your trade — a drainage ad and a boiler-install ad are built completely differently.

02

What area do you cover?

We set a tight radius so you never pay for a click from someone two hours away.

03

What jobs do you actually want?

Most trades have one job type that pays the bills. We point the entire budget at it.

04

What’s your best offer?

“Free quote within 24 hours” beats “quality workmanship since 1998” every single time. We’ll help you sharpen it.

05

How do you want enquiries?

Calls, WhatsApp, or a form — we route everything to wherever you’ll actually see it.

The price

One number. In writing. Every month.

Agencies charge £1,500–5,000 a month and lock you in for a year. Freelancers disappear mid-campaign. Doing it yourself costs evenings you don’t have. This is the fourth option: a productised service at a price a one-van business can justify.

Add Front-Desk Automation

Missed-call text-back, review requests, and appointment reminders. £99/month on its own — £279/month bundled with your ads (saves £19/mo).

See what it automates →
Local Ads for Trades No contract
£199 /month, flat
  • Google Local Services / Search ads written for your trade and area
  • Meta (Facebook & Instagram) ads with creative made for you
  • Call and form tracking, so every enquiry is counted
  • A simple landing page if your website isn’t up to it (included, not extra)
  • Weekly one-page report: spend, enquiries, jobs, next changes
  • A named human you can phone or WhatsApp
Book your setup call

No setup fee · Cancel with 30 days’ notice

The small print, in large print

What £199 doesn’t include

We’d rather you know now than be surprised on an invoice.

Your ad budget

Paid directly to Google/Meta from your own account. We recommend starting at £300–500/month. We never touch it or mark it up.

A new website

You don’t need one to start. If you want one later, we’ll quote it separately — or tell you not to bother.

Guaranteed job volume

Anyone who guarantees “50 leads a month” before knowing your area is lying to you. We share what similar trades get and review honestly at 30 days.

FAQ

What every tradesperson asks us

Why is it £199 when agencies charge £1,500+?

Because we’ve productised it. After running local campaigns for hundreds of trades, the setup that works is largely known — we’re not reinventing it for each client, so you don’t pay discovery-workshop prices. You get the campaign structure that already works for your trade, managed properly.

Do I need a website?

No. If your current site won’t convert, we build you a simple landing page as part of the £199. Calls can also go straight to your phone from the ad itself.

How much ad budget do I need?

Most trades start at £300–500/month paid directly to Google or Meta. In competitive cities or for high-value work like full heating systems, more helps — we’ll tell you the honest number for your patch on the first call.

What if it doesn’t work for me?

We review together at 30 days with real numbers. If the maths doesn’t work for your trade and area, we’ll say so and you stop paying. No contract, no exit fee, and you keep the ad account and landing page.

Can you do my follow-ups and reviews too?

Yes — Front-Desk Automation (missed-call text-back, reminders, review requests) is £99/month, or £279/month bundled with the ads.

Five questions. Forty-eight hours. £199.

Book a free 20-minute call. If ads won’t work for your trade and area, we’ll tell you on that call and you’ve lost nothing but twenty minutes.